Yes, this is for real
Shrimp Daddy Super Shrimp
Superior Neocaridina shrimp through natural selection. Show your strength with your Super Shrimp Shirt.
Email for ordering inquiries: [email protected]
Shrimp Daddy Super Shrimp is a NOT FOR PROFIT adjacent* company
Better, faster, stronger, smarter
So Red, So Blue, So Yellow, So Strong
Tell your kids, tell your wife
Show them your Super Shrimp
Do not eat your Super Shrimp. Feast upon them with your eyes, not your mouth.
Shrimp Daddy Super Shrimp are available in extremely limited quantities
You must wait for many moons
You yearn for super shrimp but you must be patient. Shrimp Daddy Super Shrimp are worth the wait. We have yet to sell a single shrimp...
Bred in an environment with natural predators - only the fittest survive. Augment your aquascape with SUPER SHRIMP
Just look at this pack of vicious predators
No tariffs, no problems
100% bred and raised in Canada - shirts are printed locally in Edmonton. No Americans or Commies will get your hard earned loonies
Available only in Edmonton, AB. We do not currently ship Super Shrimp but we can ship Super Shrimp Shirts (though this requires many additional nickels).
Super snails (mystery snails) they had many babies but alas, none survived
TESTIMONIALS
Nicholas - Bro this is such a good idea.
Samantha - Shrimp Daddy Super Shrimp is the best!
Rebecca - Sign me up!
Sydney - Isn't it a bad idea to put predators in a shrimp tank? Won't they eat all of the shrimp? Narrator: the predators ate most of the shrimp
Margaret - I love your derpy mascot.
Pierre - Hey can I get some of your Super Shrimp? They are far superior to regular weakling shrimp.
David - When can I get those Super Shrimp?
Andrea - I'll take a shirt. It has to be seafoam though. The logo has to be different though. No, not like that. More teal. No, not like that. Almost. No, lighter than that. Ok that looks good Narrator: it looks fantastic!
Jason - Do you even sell Super Shrimp?
Mohammed - What? Why did you give me a business card and a sticker?
Alex - OMG I love this sticker!
Pierre - Come on man, just let me have a few of those Super Shrimp. I've been waiting forever. I really need them inside of my aquarium.
Ehsan - Do not quote me on your website.
Wife - Oh my god, you're an idiot.
These shrimp are shrimply amazing - And you can be too - with Super Shrimp Apparel!
T-shirts, Hoodies, Polos and more - provided by our friends at WWW.YEGPRINTS.CA and WWW.DAYSWITHGRAY.CA - email for inquiries [email protected]
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*We are not a 'not for profit' company like a charity, church or a masquerade ball, we are 'not for profit -adjacent', meaning we are so far in the red we don't know if we'll ever see the black .....please don't tell our wives